I am not Michelle Duggar.
I wish I had her energy.
Her organization.
Her peace in the midst of the chaos that 18 kids bring.
Her hair... not so much.
But I don't get how her kids are so GOOD! How can there be not a single naughty one in the bunch. Not even a teenager filled with drama and angst.
Either they have it all together and I need to learn a lot from them,
or...
perhaps it is written in their contract that the not so "perfect" moments are left miraculously out in post production. Makes me wonder. Am I too cynical? Is it possible to have 18 wonderfully obedient, loving and well behaved children?
Because I work really hard and sometimes can't pull it off with three.
Then there is Tamra.
Who lived across the street from me, before she was "Real".
Actually it was when she was "Real".
But that is another post in itself.
I think the contracts of the "Real" Housewives of Orange County include:
Botox
Jeweled tank tops
Massive alcohol
Tanning
Plastic surgery
Messing up your children
So if TLC or Bravo wants to do a reality show,
featuring me, about the
{Real} Real Housewives of Orange County
this is what I want in my contract:
A craft room
Someone to go grocery shopping
A hairstylist armed with bleach and a flatiron
A drywaller to fix our walls
A shopping allowance at Land of Nod, Pottery Barn Kids,
Mini Boden and Pumpkin Patch
Would that be too much to ask?
I would let them show my kids being crazy. My house being messy. The imperfections.
Just as long as my hair is smooth, shiny and straight.
I am a simple girl.
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