So. I am a girl mom trying to learn how to be a boy mom.
I have no idea what I am doing.
I don't know if Shane (a.k.a. THE BEAST) acts the way he acts because he is a boy, or because he is Shane.
What I do know is I have no idea what I am doing.
What I do know is there is a giant hole in the children's toy market and I want it filled.
Meet Pink Baby (part of Fisher Price's Little Mommy line.)
My kids are very creative with naming their dolls.
The one with blue pajamas? It's Blue Baby.
The other one with pink pajamas? She's Other Pink Baby.
Anyway, Pink, Blue, and Other Pink babies are so lovely, perfectly sized, perfectly washable, perfectly totable, perfectly cuddly. Perfectly cozy.
Know what I want?
Fisher Price to make baby superheroes.
Yes. Just like Pink, Blue, and Other Pink.
But instead of pajamas, costumes.
Instead of little beanies, masks.
Instead of pacifiers and bottles, weapons and shields.
It shouldn't be that complicated either. Fisher Price already has licensing deals with DC Comics. Case in point, the Little People Super Friends that are always within reach of this little beast.
Know anyone at Fisher Price? BEG THEM. Please. I will be first in line.