my dog crapped on my tree skirt
and the very same day I threw it away
to save me from tears
I am going to make
Yes, I just wrote "crapped".
Scandalous! Well I'd never!
But sometimes words like that are necessary to accurately describe traumatic events.
You see, he is a big dog.
He had some big digestive issues.
Instead of waking us up to let him out,
he let it all out.
Good thing Santa brought us laminate flooring, because the carpet was done for.
I couldn't wash the tree skirt either.
I made it to match our stockings with surfboard fabric and grass skirt trim. Those kind of things don't survive in the washer, much less the toxic dump that invaded each fiber.
But the silver lining of this feces fiasco is the now perfectly acceptable need for new stockings and a tree skirt. I really wanted to make them last year, but didn't want to ditch the surfboards for no reason.
Can you help me pick which fabric to use?
Love these Retro Ornaments so much. Fun, festive and funky.