Seriously, he did.
What? Who does that?
Jason does, only he didn't mean to.
I love thrift shops.
Jason, well, not so much (germ OCD.)
But we were at Goodwill fetching the most hideous outfit for 80's night at church and he found these new-ish Hurley tennis shoes.
Great condition, perfect size, super cheap.
So, I held them (I'm germ proof) and promised he could wash them at home.
They were washed in hot water and came out sparkly clean and creepy- free.
he really wanted to wear them.
he put them in the dryer.
All 20 some pounds of size 11 1/2 wet canvas and rubber.
Crazy noises could be heard all the way down the street.
Weird smells emanated from the dryer.
Then it suddenly stopped.
No more Goodwill shopping for him. Ever.