Kansas, I have a bone to pick with you. You are annoyingly far from California. Boo to you. Boo to you for taking back my lovely visitors Amy and Meg. But yay to you for loaning them to me for the weekend.
Adventures such as:
Thank you for coming to visit. Thank you for being silly and being real. But no thanks to you for not living next door. Allegiant Air, take me away. Until then, this happy squirrel salt and pepper will just have to keep me company.