I've been caught.
On my beloved Mac with a Dell.
For over a year.
I am so sorry.
It was time for a fresh start,
and a pretty (Dell-free) mousepad.
So much better.
My Mac is no longer sad.
Thanks for all of the fun guesses!
called me out on the scandalous affair.
As a reward, she will get her very own sassy mousepad.
Do you want one too?
I would love to help be true to your computer who is always there for you.
Off to make up with Mac.