I have always justified the fact that Lucy
(a.k.a. Donald Trump)
hates wearing things in her hair,
because I never made her when she was a baby.
Today that theory was proven wrong.
It is genetic.
I am offering Pretty. Messy. flowers on stretchy headbands
and needed a baby to model one.
Perfect. Janey is always happy. Never cries.
Now I know how to make her cry.
Not thinking that this photo will sell many headbands.
My item description could be:
"Buy this. Your baby will hate it."
Off to find a new model.
Sorry Janey, you're fired.
But I love you and your bald head!
P.S. There is a batch of new Cora Flowers in the shop.