Stumbled upon this water bottle on Pinterest (bummed it's no longer available...), loved the sentiment.
Made my own spin on it.
Download yours here.
Or a running version here.
Sadly to say, my old troubled knees might have ended my running career before it had a chance to really start.
But not my sweating/ eating dessert career. I cannot retire from that.
Do something about that. Then go be sweaty.