Blogger and Gmail do a great job of filtering it for me.
From time to time I like to take a little peek in to the spam folders and see how many people are eager to give me love, money and drugs. So many people. I could be so rich. So medicated. So in love. But alas. Gmail keeps us apart.
However, Blogger has let a few slip by this past week. A few too weird and crazy to just delete. Screenshots were in order before they were sent to the trash.
Screenshots so as to prevent anyone from accidentally clicking a link. Because:
A. Who knows what actually hides behind said links
B. It only takes one little hacking to know better than to get too trusty.
Is this the weirdest story ever? EVER???
More nonsensical than the ones my first grader writes while trying to incorporate as many spelling words as possible into her nonsense.
But strangely charming, is it not?
Did a computer write it?
To make it sound like a human wrote it?
That face amaze the stadium!
All because of a purse.
Never underestimate the magical powers of a Coach bag.
How did they know???
If only I lived in West Palm Beach, my kids could be in a fairy land with celebrating and enjoyment and entertainment things!!!
Too bad I am on the wrong coast.
Thanks for the oddities spam bots.
Got any links to solve my laundry problem?