A job where the only requirement is to eat fruit? A lot a lot a lot of fruit?
Because I would be AMAZING at that job. I would even be cool with letting my kids break child labor laws to work.
We would all work seven days a week. 365 days a year. Without asking for overtime pay.
In fact we wouldn't even ask for wages. Just free fruit, as much as we could eat, all of the time.
We would be employees of the year. Of the decade. Our fruit stained faces would grace the cover of Forbes.
Sign me up. Just not for bananas. If it was a banana company I would be fired in thirty seconds.