Tuesday, August 3, 2010
The price of razor refills is ridiculous.
(That's right. I'm talking to you Gillette Venus.)
However, the cute Venus-esque Target brand one?
Not the same. Unless you like cuts and blood.
Suave conditioner is a beautiful alternative to shave gel.
Helps lessen the sting of the cost of the dumb razors.
But do not, I repeat, do not use it on your hair. Unless you like dreadlocks and crying.
Again, trust me.
If I ever invent a new hair care line, or if a hair care line ever asked me what I want most, this is it.
Conditioner bottles should always be twice as big as shampoo bottles. But cost the same.
Tip of the day:
Don't accidently shut your flat iron on your earlobe.
Alba products rock my world.
I pretend that I am in Kauai every time I use them.
I am in pretend Kauai a lot.
I wish I was in real Kauai more than pretend Kauai.
Dental insurance is an oxymoron.
I think it would be much more fun to throw money in a trash can and light it on fire.
Then roast s'mores on the flames.
That is all.