Thursday, February 18, 2010

kate gosselin taught me...


1. If you want to ruin you life,
tape a reality show about it.

2.   $7,000 extensions are creepy.

3.  Pizza cutters are awesome.

42 comments:

  1. Weird... I pulled out the pizza cutter to cut our Shrove Tuesday pancakes for the first time ever the other day. I was amazed I'd never thought of it before, though I can't say Kate taught me!

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  2. I agree and I'm laughing out loud!!!

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  3. That kate is a wizard. Luckily a wizard w/out John. I love the pizza cutter idea. Who knew!

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  4. I could have taught you about the pizza cutters... everything else, I will leave up to Kate.

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  5. I loved their show in the early days. But sadly, their fame ruined them.
    Anyways,I actually learned the pizza cutter tip when I was a Pampered Chef consultant. And b/c of it, I would carry one around in my diaper bag. It made dinners out with the kids so easy b/c you could cut everything up in a snap.
    Love your blog!
    Sarah

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  6. Haha! ok, I didn't know they cost $7000 but yes, those extensions are even more creepy then a reverse mullet (or whatever her hair cut was considered before!) And Pizza cutters are great for cutting lots of yummy stuff!

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  7. She always made me feel better, when the kids were little. When I was a new SAHM, I would get stressed and then think "Kate has 8 kids and does it alone, I can handle one!"

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  8. $7000?!? Are you kidding me?!? Wow.

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  9. Ha ha! Had that EXACT thought this morning while slicing and dicing some eggos. I have two pizza cutters and want a third :)

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  10. So funny! I was just thinking today as I cut my son's quesadilla that 9 times out of 10 I am cutting something OTHER than pizza with our pizza cutter!

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  11. ITA with all 3!
    I have been using a pizza cutter for years, I own 3 of them. Pizza Cutter & kitchen scissors are my BFF's.

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  12. I heart my pampered chef pizza cutter!! I pretty much heart all my pampered chef products. And Kate's extensions are awful! :)

    http://thepinckney5.blogspot.com/

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  13. I use pizza cutter to and scissors! Works so great.

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  14. good gravy, we use them on everything. our friends look at us like we're doe-doe's when they come over here.

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  15. One time someone told me that I reminded them of Kate Gosselin. I'm not sure if it was a compliment or an insult.

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  16. Ha, ha, ha! Love it! I do love my kitchen scissors the most though. I had a good laugh about the commenter that said they carried theirs in their diaper bag. That is hilarious.

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  17. If you watched the early episodes...Jon used a knife to cut frennch toast and it took him forever....and subsequently on their web site NUMEROUS fans suggested they use a pizza cutter...and they acknowledged it on one of their episodes....anyway long story short...I watched that show and tracked their web site in the early days...and ever since I've used a pizza cutter too...now I'm a fan of the pizza cutter, no longer of fan of Jon and Kate :)

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  18. Pizza cutters are the BEST for brownies too! And you can credit that one to Alton Brown!

    You actually put parchment under them and leave enough hanging over the edges to use it to pull the entire sheet of brownies out of the pan. Then you cut with a pizza cutter while they are still warm and then let them cool.

    PERFECTLY cut brownies every time!

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  19. Don't give her too much credit. Next thing you know she'll be walking around proudly telling everyone that she was featured on Julie's blog.

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  20. apparently i am the only person in the known universe who had no clue about this trick. hey thanks.

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  21. What?! You learned this from Kate? I've blogged that trick before!

    Hmph.

    (And when I saw your title, I was soooo hoping there was a hair comment in the post. Thank you for not letting me down.)

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  22. Amen, Amen!!! Love pizza cutters, but my Pampered Chef chopped took the prize for easy cutting when my boys were little...life saver when you need to cut 3 plates of spaghetti!

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  23. lol! That is so true and sooooo funny!

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  24. So now I don't ever want to use a pizza cutter for anything other than pizza, because someone might think that Kate taught me that trick. Thanks for ruining that for me lol!

    Just kidding...pizza cutters are awesome. I can't let go of that trick. Plus I have 5 cutters in the drawer in case one is dirty...

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  25. loove the pizza cutter! that's where i realized there were other uses too!

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  26. I am partial to the kitchen shears. I call them "shears" to distract from the fact that I am cutting food with scissors. But I love them.

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  27. lol, this post cracked me up! i should try the pizza cutter trick sometime!

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  28. I have another Kate quote I use all the time...it's not very nice, but it always makes people laugh.
    "crying...it's like white noise in our house"

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  29. Yep. I agree!

    and..ummm... we were using pizza cutters to cut pancakes,waffles, etc. WAY before Jon & Kate. LOL

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  30. omg she never taught me that!! Thanks!! I never thought about it <_<

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  31. Most of us saw something was coming down that road. About the pizza cutter.........homemade noodles can't be made with one!

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  32. i am so out of touch with what is really cool...

    but pizza cutters really rock!

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