It's only rain.
californians are wimps.
(I can totally throw them under the bus. because I am one.)
As soon as the weather dips below 70° we get out the Uggs, the scarves and coats.
We crank up our heaters.
We shiver and complain.
All while the rest of the country looks on with hysterical laughter.
If there is even a dark cloud in the sky
it's STORM WATCH 2010!!!!!
The news has nearly forgotten to cover real events.
They are too busy tracking the
People forget how to drive.
There is no place more dangerous in the world than a California freeway during a rainstorm. Seriously. If you like to risk your life go for a little drive. People PANIC!
They find some need to violently and suddenly slam on their brakes for no reason.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???
THE STREET IS SHINY!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday we had a tornado warning.
Schools were evacuated.
The idiot weatherman told us to get in our basements.
Mind you, I have never, ever, ever met a Californian with a basement.
We don't have basements weatherman. HELLO!!!
Today they cancelled Lulu's preschool.
Because of RAIN!!!
The moms complained about how they got wet walking from the parking lot to the classrooms for pick up and drop off.
Can you imagine!
The trauma of getting wet.
It is a miracle that they even survived.
I needed Lucy to go to school today.
I'm not going to lie.
I needed it.
Are they not aware that I live for those 2 1/2 hours.
Live for them.
I would walk barefoot in the snow uphill
both ways just to get those 2 1/2 hours.
I'm not kidding.
It was a rain day.