What would we do without Google?
How would our questions be answered?
Now Google is so creepily smart that it tries to guess what you will ask it.
Perhaps it picks the most frequently googled questions and lets you go from there. All I have to say is...
people ask weird questions.
Enjoy the screenshots.
Then go ahead.
Type "why..." into the search box and see what comes up.
Or because it's a PERSON!
If you have to ask Google why he doesn't love you, you probably have your answer right there. Sorry sweetie.
Your computer is so slow because you are spending too much time asking Google why your computer is so slow. As for the Pakistani... someone please call 911.
Because it bugs when you have to type 50 cents.
Why did I have to type 50 cents?
Because over at The Benner Daily, you can find out how to make gifts for 50¢.
Did I just type ¢?
You are better than Google.