where could I write about all of the weird things that happen to me?
if I didn't have a blog maybe weird things wouldn't happen to me...
This posting came through my local Awfulville Freecycle this week.
Click on it.
Throw up in your mouth a bit.
White bathing suit bottoms.
Ewwwww on way to many levels.
But don't fear, the next day I got a new email stating:
FOUND: White bathing suit bottoms.
So not only did someone ask for a pair, another equally creepy person thought....
"I have these white bathing suit bottoms, size small, that I am no longer wearing. I think I will pass them along."
But it gets better.
I borrowed them.
Planned on never giving them back.
She asked for them back.
So I tried to find my own pair to no avail.
Then I searched for them on Ebay.
This is what I found instead.
I am not kidding.
I. Found. This. Listing.
For SUPER USED SICK LOOKING OLD NAVY FLIP FLOPS!
I have sold things on Ebay. It is a big pain.
Would much rather give my stuff away.
But believe you me, I never, ever, ever would even think of giving away flip flops like that.
Much less go to the trouble of listing them.
pictures of them from different angles.
With my feet in them.
But what in the world is with the five bids????
Add in the $5 shipping and the winner got themselves a super ewww pair of USED flip flops that could have easily been purchased NEW at Old Navy right now.
But hey, the seller promised to clean them with a Lysol wipe before shipping....
so there's that.
Bathing suit lady and dirty flip flop lady, thanks for giving me a reason to laugh, gag and write today. But never, ever do those things again.
You are creepy.