I wish my curly hair was funny and charming.
It used to be amazing.
But, as with most curly girls, I wanted straight hair.
Straight blonde hair.
Thus began my long, damaging, obsessive
relationship with bleach and my flat iron.
But, late at night I have been lured
into the world of the InStyler.
Don't you just love infomercials?
My favorite parts are always when the person is using
the old product, the screen is black and white, and they
get insanely frustrated over the simplest things.
It would be as if I stand in my bathroom, in black and white,
trying desperately to properly use my flat iron.
But sadly it is much too difficult for me.
So I make a really mad face, turn to the camera
and the voice over man says...
"You need an InStyler!!!"
But if any of you do, they are running a
buy one get one free special.
(why would you need two I wonder...)
So, if you happen to have no clue
what to do with the free one,
I'd be happy to take it off of your hands.
I'm here to help.
You don't want me to live angry,
frizzy and in black and white do you?