Have you ever had a really long day and all that you wanted was poison (a.k.a. Diet Pepsi) but instead you rolled through the drive through to get a much healthier iced tea?

Then after you have driven away, go to take a sip you think to yourself.... "This cup feels really light.  Hmmm, why are my white pants suddenly soaking wet?  Why is there 44 oz. of tea in my cupholder?"  Or is that just me?  Without my iPhone I couldn't have caught this awesome moment just to blog about it either.  So, not all is lost.  Except my pants and the tea I was so desperate for.

To compound the awesomeness here I go....

(Some of the names have been changed in the following questions to protect the not so innocent.)

Dear Dog,
Is your fancy dog food and table scraps suddenly insufficient that you found a poopy Pull Up irresistible?  Did it taste good?  Was it worth it?  I really wanted to scrub the garage floor anyway.

Dear Daughter,
Is Yo Gabba Gabba so enthralling that you forgot that you have been potty trained for over a year?  Thanks for peeing on the couch.  I wanted to clean under the cushions anyway.

Dear Toilet,
Thanks for springing a leak in the middle of the night.  There is nothing I like better at 3:30 a.m. than walking through the dark, barefoot, into a puddle of I don't even want to think about it.  I really wanted to clean the floor anyway.

That's been my day.

How was yours?


10 Comments

  1. That is rough. It is great to see that everyone has days like that. Thanks for sharing yours and making us all feel more human.

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  2. Sounds like you've had leakage-a-
    plenty. Well, at least the tea didn't involve a bodily function. Better luck for the rest of the weekend!

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  3. Ouch! Sounds like you have had a run of bad luck!! BUMMER! Believe me, though, I feel ya!! Although my sweet girl has only been potty trained a month, she had a HUGE accident on the floor at Barnes and Noble yesterday! Ughh... No dog, so no worries there. Toilet...yes, been there, done that too!! Just never all in one day!! Jeepers!!

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  4. ooh...sorry bout your day Julie.

    I hate it when my cup leaks....HATE IT !!!!

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  5. Haha ohhhh we all have these days, don't we??? :) I understand the Yo Gabba Gabba thing... but for Andrew is is Imagination Movers haha!! Hope tomorrow is cheerier!! xo!

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  6. Lol... Well, my day wasn't like that hopefully but I have had maaaany like that too!, lol...

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  7. OOOhh Bummer...It was so nice to meet you today! I love my sign. You did a fantastic job on all your goodies.

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  8. I am so sorry because I am laughing with you!

    So not fair for the pregnant mama to have to clean up all that yuckiness!

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  9. LOL...might as well have all the bad luck for the week come out on the same day! Sorry - hope your week is better.

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  10. You are so funny. I am inspired to add my own:

    Dear Dog,

    I am so sorry that all the snacks and food and table scraps you get are not enough. I am sorry that you felt the need to root out the steak that I had tossed in the garbage as it was past its prime. I am sorry that you ate the whole entire steak. I hope you did not eat too much of the tin foil it was wrapped in. I hope you do not puke on my living room rug as you have already done that twice this week.

    Ahhh. I feel better now. Hope today is going better!

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