Have you ever had a really long day and all that you wanted was poison (a.k.a.
Diet Pepsi) but instead you rolled through the drive through to get a much healthier iced tea?
Then after you have driven away, go to take a sip you think to yourself.... "This cup feels really light. Hmmm, why are my white pants suddenly soaking wet? Why is there 44 oz. of tea in my cupholder?" Or is that just me? Without my iPhone I couldn't have caught this awesome moment just to blog about it either. So, not all is lost. Except my pants and the tea I was so desperate for.
To compound the awesomeness here I go....
(Some of the names have been changed in the following questions to protect the not so innocent.)
Dear Dog,
Is your fancy dog food and table scraps suddenly insufficient that you found a poopy Pull Up irresistible? Did it taste good? Was it worth it? I really wanted to scrub the garage floor anyway.
Dear Daughter,
Is Yo Gabba Gabba so enthralling that you forgot that you have been potty trained for over a year? Thanks for peeing on the couch. I wanted to clean under the cushions anyway.
Dear Toilet,
Thanks for springing a leak in the middle of the night. There is nothing I like better at 3:30 a.m. than walking through the dark, barefoot, into a puddle of I don't even want to think about it. I really wanted to clean the floor anyway.
That's been my day.
How was yours?
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