Here is the super honest (I promise) truth about
my first adventure in quilting.
{feel free to catch up on the back story here}
Out of all of the things I have ever made,
this quilt is by far my favorite.
A huge part of my love for it involves that fact that I can't
believe that I actually finished it.
Or that I actually loved every single step.

It didn't hurt that every step was
simply illustrated with pictures here.
I big puffy heart Old Red Barn Co.

With my whole heart, I want you to know, that if I can make this, so can you.
Seriously.
Skill wise I would rank it a 2 out of 10 in the difficulty scale.
I am not kidding.
Not a 2 from a person who is a professional,
Parsons School of Design trained seamstress.
A 2 from a self taught, real person, who only sews simple things.
Who is horrible at following patterns,
has insane A.D.D.
and sneaks in craft time as the critters sleep.

Rotary cutting.
Straight line sewing.
Ironing.
That's it.
Seriously.
It took me less than 10 hours from start to finish.
Just four Monday's worth of nap time.

The only hard parts were choosing the fabrics
and battling my A.D.D. when I was ironing the seams.




What always held me back was the thought of actually "quilting" the quilt.
I know myself.
I know my skill level.
I know my severe lack of patience and detail.
I know my sewing machine.
I know that if I attempted to quilt it,
I would have to break up with my sewing machine.
I also would probably have to go to the ER for a
broken foot from kicking said machine.

I felt like a failure when I decided to send it out for quilting and binding.
But then REAL quilters told me that is what they do as well.
For their quilts that are real works of art.
With curves, patterns, details, things that I could never ever do.

So I got my quilt ready to go to Back Porch Quilters.
I pressed all of the seams,
clipped all of the threads,
made the backing out of pink and white polka dot fabric,
included batting,
one yard for the binding,
(as soon as I found out they did binding too I did a little dance)
folded it all up,
said goodbye and gave it to my mailman.

Within days Mr. Backporch Quilter called me to discuss thread color and quilting pattern.
I told him how clueless I was, and if he could help me pick.
Quickly he put Mrs. Backporch Quilter on the phone.
She advised me on thread color (I used Pinky Pinks)
and when I told her the pattern I was thinking about (Waterworld) she kindly suggested that pattern might be a bit too busy for my already bright and vibrant (read busy) quilt.
Together we chose Alfresco.

A little over a week later my quilt returned to me.

I didn't pre-wash my fabric or binding, so when I did thrown it in the wash it would wrinkle and crinkle. I think that is actually my favorite thing about it.
How it is so new, yet already looks well loved.
This quilt is 5 x 7 feet.
It could have been bigger, but thanks to my lack of details, I mis-measured and didn't pay very close attention while I was cutting the squares.
12 of them came out the wrong size.
But, 5 x 7 is a perfect size for a twin bunk bed.
I am going to make pillows out of the leftover blocks

Halley would much rather play dress up, than be bothered with posing for a photo, but each nap and bed time I tuck her in under her quilt and she looks at me and says:
"Mommy, thank you for making me a beautiful quilt."
While she is off in dream land,
she doesn't notice that many of the blocks do not line up.
Or that it is far from square.
She just cuddles under the warmth and love made for her by her mommy.

I rarely make anything more than once.
It doesn't take much to bore me.
Shockingly, I already have fabric picked out for three more quilts
and I simply cannot wait to carve out time to work on them.
That is how easy this was.
That is how much I loved making it.

So find some yummy fabric.
(All of mine is from Etsy. You can find
great 1/2 yard sets here, here, and here.)
Grab a rotary cutter and sew.
You will never know if you can do it unless you try.

Happy quilting.


I can admit defeat.
I know when to call in back up.


Meet my yummy, happy quilt top.
Perhaps the favorite thing I have ever made.
I want it for my room... not for the girls...
but there is only so much pink in a house 
that a man should be subjected to.

However, the actual quilting step was freaking me out.
Each day my sewing machine acts more and more naughty.
It is conspiring against me along with my 
evil stroller and disobedient camera.
Then there is the dishwasher....
 
But back to yumminess.

I took two of the extra blocks and made a quilted diaper clutch.
It is awesome.
But it was hard to push through my non-quilting machine.  
All twelve inches of it.
How could I manage to fit a 5 x 7 foot monster through?
Without losing my mind?


So, I am still a quilter.
Not a quitter.
I made a quilt top.
I made a quilted diaper clutch.
I will make some quilted pillows.
But the actual quilt will be quilted by brilliant professionals.

They will finish it about a million times 
better than I could ever do.
Honestly, I don't feel bad in the least.

(The organizer of the quilt along is sending 
hers out too! What does that say?)

Ahhh.... that is the sound  of me breathing again.


Things I have learned about quilting:

1. I don't sew as straight of lines as I thought.
2. I'm totally cool with that.
3. I really need a new sewing machine.
4. Heather Bailey's Pop Garden is my current favorite fabric ever,
5. I've decided I want to be Heather Bailey.



My assistant has been so helpful and charming and
we are actually caught up with week three.
On top of that all... I haven't quit!!!


The strips are sewn, pressed and cut and I can't
wait for next week's instructions.
So far it has been much easier and quicker than I imagined.
I truly believe it isn't too late to jump in and catch up.
Imagining the finished yumminess is actually keeping me up at night.

If you are taking this on along with me, I would love to see your
progress and post all of ours together each week.
Basically I need some accountability, because this is about the time
that I get distracted and start another project.
This fabric is too stinking crazy cute for me to abandon.


Lulu is my quirky one.
Would you believe me if I told you she wore
these glasses to a graduation party?
Because she did.
The whole time.
Then she proceeded to ask every single person there
(90% whom she had never met before)
in her weird little Yoda voice "do you like my glasses?"
Who has a kid like that?
Who lets their kid do that?
We do.
Because we like cheap entertainment.


So, these are ugly. Super ugly. Super duper ugly.
But, I need a new pair of walking shoes and the tricky advertisements
are making me think that these are the ones for me.
Do they really work? Is it a scam?
Are the Skechers people sitting in their offices
laughing at the suckers who buy them?
Help me out...


Lastly, I ordered some infant stretchy headbands on Etsy.

(I will have a baby version of Pretty. Messy. flowers in the shop soon.)

After patiently waiting three weeks for them to arrive

I went to ask the seller when they might be shipped.

First I read the shop polices to make sure that they didn't use

snails to deliver their items when I came across this little tidbit:


*DONT FORGET TO VISIT OUR GOTHIC STORE

FOR ALL YOUR WITCHY CRAFT SUPPLY NEEDS.


Perfect. Because who doesn't have a huge need

in their life for witchy craft supplies?


Hundreds (or zero) of times a day I think to myself

"I sure wish there were more places where I could find witchy craft supplies."

Now I don't need to wonder.

Thanks Etsy. You have everything.


Duvet maker?
Sure. I can bust one out in my sleep.
But I have never attempted a quilt.
I planned to.
(Which has since been used for other projects.)
But chickened out.


I have a misconception that all quilts
are detailed and fussy.
Two words that are not in my vocabulary.
But when I saw this quilt that all changed.
It didn't change enough though.
I chickened out again.


So early this morning as I was reading Kelly's blog
(who by the way is having a really fun giveaway)
I came across Old Red Barn Co.'s Quilt Along.
Basically the instructions on how to make my
dream quilt step by baby step.

So I went to my fabric cabinet,
picked out a bright and funky mix of prints,
Michael Miller that I purchased here)
grabbed my assistant and her Bumbo,
changed the blade in my rotary cutter,


and somehow managed to cut all of the strips
before the rest of the family woke up.
Look at this yumminess.
Simply. Cannot. Wait.


So here they sit, ready for the next batch of instructions.
In a little over a month,
I too, will be a quilter.

Want to join me?
There is plenty of time!

Oh, and when all is said and done,
I will no only have a newfound skill,

but a chance to win a crazy sewing machine worth over $1,000.

Will I win?
Doubtful.
If I don't, I'll just curl up in my new quilt and give love to my
simple sewing machine that helped make it.
I'm cool with that.