Hi.
I am back from vacation. Bet you didn't even know I was gone....
After a week in the mountains and the inevitable recovery that being away from home brings, I want to give away a pound of my favorite coffee from Starbucks for two reasons.
1. I scheduled posts to appear while I was away to trick would be robbers from visiting my neighborhood. The problem with planning posts ahead is I feel they weren't as crafty or purposeful as my normal daily ones. I hope the coffee will make up for them. Especially yesterday's.
2. I have had three very traumatic coffee experiences in a row. First I mistakenly thought an iced coffee from McDonald's would be a good idea. It wasn't. Second, on the 8th hour of sitting in the van with tired, grumpy, non-napping children, I miraculously found a drive-thru Starbucks, got my usual, foolishly got back on the freeway in hideous L.A. traffic before tasting it. $3 poison. Really wanted to throw it out the window. Didn't want to get shot. Lastly, I was literally falling asleep grocery shopping when I got home, went to the in-store Starbucks to wake myself up, was told: "Our expresso machine is broken. We have decaf drip if you would like." No. I would not like. So, to redeem the previous not-awesomeness I will extend love in the form of free coffee.
Just leave me a comment. About anything. I will pick a winner on Tuesday.
P.S. I would love to send you ice cream, but I don't think it would make it....
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